Richard script wrote:
>>This reminds me of my new film plot. There's this huge passenger ship,
>>and it's sinking. There is general panic, and lovers being separated
>>forever and all that slushy stuff. But there's also an assassination
>>squad of psychopathic vampires onboard who want to take out a Cardinal
>>of the Congregation of the Doctrine of the Faith (that's the
>>Inquisition to you and me) whose travelling on the ship. And get this:
>>the Cardinal is a smart guy so he blesses the ocean, turning it all
>>into holy water. The great torrents rushing through the corridors of
>>the stricken vessel now cause vampires to spontaneously burst into
>>flames...
>
>But the head vampire flips into bat mode and flaps safely into the
>air...
>
>...before the boat snaps in half, and manages to align itself in a cross
>shape, blasting the vamp back into the sea.
>
>-Kim Randell
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So, what we have then, is a split screen extravaganza in crayolacolour with
surroundsound and all that stuff on a circular 3D Imax with scratchnsniff
armrests (that flashes a small red LED/vibrates at the appropriate time)
and that reality ride thing where you feel like you're actually in the
helicopter/ship/spacesuit. You've got the generic helicoptercrash along
side the shipsinking along side the spacespurtage. And at the end someone
from abib comes along and cannibalizes the leftovers.

He turns into a fat AI with a personality problem and joins scientology.

Ciao, Roxanne

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