Amanda said:
> Oh yeah! See *inspiration dawns*..the U-boat was carrying a biological
> weapon, which was developed after the Third Reich's top secret Mission
> To Mars discovered and brought back a virus. The weapon broke
> containment and infected the Nazis (although, someone on telly the
> other day said that very few submariners in the German fleet were
> card-carrying Nazis...but I digress), which turned them into cannibal
> vampires. So the U-boat was torpedoed by another U-boat (good
> opportunity for neato torpedo shots and underwater U-boat dogfights)
> in order to prevent the discovery of the virus. What they hadn't
> banked on was the fact that the cannibal Nazi vampires could survive
> indefinitely underwater, but a by-product of the infection is that
> they all turn into Leos.

And then we have the opening credits, and then the modern-day recovery
mission starts. No, wait - there are two rival recovery missions!
Perhaps one run by the Nameless Government Agency and another from the
top-secret Vatican City Navy...

> Whereupon a helicopter carrying Jerry O'Connell arrives, for the sole
> purpose of exploding, crashing and burning. And the U-boat should
> catch fire underwater at some point, with lots of Burning Nazi
> Cannibal Vampire Men who have to choose between Burning and Drowning
> (there should be some high anxiety scenes here). And of course Gary
> Sinise saves the day. And the uniforms should be size extra-spiffy, of
> course.

All good stuff.

>> GCU I'd _Definitely_ Pay Money To Watch That
> 
> I'm saving my pennies already.

Of course, most of the general public doesn't share our highly developed
sense of movie aesthetics...

Rich
GCU The Depths Of Shallowness