Kim said: > Sean Connery's getting on a bit - maybe Harrison Ford (old, but still > got a bit of life left in him). Done. >> Ah yes, I'd forgotten the world-destroying relic. How lax of me. > > It has to be activated by the blood of a virgin too. Hence > entirely-necessary-to-the-plot bit where heroine is, er, y'know... Oooh. I'd forgottten that too - we need a heroine. How about Mena Suvari? She was so good in _American Beauty_ (I love the way that film starts out making you think it's going to be a meditation on the immanence of beauty, a fable about people who are both archetypes and also deeply _themselves_; and then shocks the viewer by becoming a slasher-movie gorefest). > ... one really long panning shot following a soldier running bravely > through all the carnage, ducking swords, leaping over carcasses, > sidestepping lances, and finally diving in front of a bullet to save > his leader. Good. Good. >> Or maybe we could have one of those ultra-cheap, late night shows on >> Channel Four. Just us and Lauren Laverne or someone talking about >> eviscerations and gunfights and exploding vampires and showing clips >> of "Iron Chef" and "Chile's Most Notorious Serial Killers" and >> Cambodian sit-coms and Korean Death-Pop videos to a total audience of >> about seventeen people. > > Yep. It'd be 'cult'. Perhaps we could have a slot that is _actually_ cult TV. We could invite in representatives of the Scientologists, Hare Krishnas, Jehovah's Witnesses, Temple of Barney, Church of England and other scary cults and try to make them convert each other whilst various cultureniks are sarcastic about the entire thing. Rich GCU I'd Watch That (For Five Minutes - class)