Kim said:
> Chow Yun Fat?

Oooh. Or perhaps he could be the head Swiss Guard and we could get some
scarily intense old dude as the Cardinal. Or maybe Sean Connery?

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> Seeing as they're quite short tracks and we want a mega long sequence
> of epic proportions, may as well just use the first half of _twilight
> to starlight_.

"Thirty-three", "In the arms of sleep" and "1979" might be a bit odd;
and of course there's "XYU" a bit later too... 

> All the action would have to be timed to the music , as
> in the abbatoir bit in _Blade_. It also must be a struggle to hold the
> fort (which holds the world destroying relic) until the sun rises
> (signalled by the uplifting chords of _Thru the Eyes of Ruby_).

Ah yes, I'd forgotten the world-destroying relic. How lax of me.

The rising water level forcing the vampires to redouble their attacks on
the good guys... the clock ticking down towards apocalypse... the bit
where Leo gets eviscerated... Rutger striding forward through a hail of
bullets... a pall of smoke hanging over the ship... the sea a
conflagration of flaming entrails...

> We ought to make it pay per view. There might be some idiots who
> actually bother reading all this.

Ha! There just might be...

Or maybe we could have one of those ultra-cheap, late night shows on
Channel Four. Just us and Lauren Laverne or someone talking about
eviscerations and gunfights and exploding vampires and showing clips of
"Iron Chef" and "Chile's Most Notorious Serial Killers" and Cambodian
sit-coms and Korean Death-Pop videos to a total audience of about
seventeen people.

Rich
GCU We'll Crucify The Insincere Tonight