Kim said:
> Actually, I pictured Christopher Walken in that part. Maybe he could
> be the right-hand man.

Okay, that would work. Who's going to be the Inquisitor?

>>> ...before the boat snaps in half, and manages to align itself in a
>>> cross shape, blasting the vamp back into the sea.
>> 
>> There has to be a huge fight scene with Swiss Guards leaping through
>> the air firing automatic pistols with cross-inscribed dum-dums in
>> there somewhere, and vampires ripping people's heads off (and maybe
>> we could have that helicopter crash thing intercut with the opening
>> credits), but I think we've got the premise sorted out.
> 
> The soundtrack to that scene would of course be _Bodies_.

Or "Tales of a Scorched Earth"? ("and we're all dead, yeah we're all
dead / inside the future of a shattered past")

> We also need
> a part where the hero's about to get whacked, his tormentor rises up
> for the final blow, and a ray of sunlight bursts through the dark
> (perhaps a mirror held by the sidekick?) making his head explode
> violently. The body sinks to its knees and crumbles. "I guess he saw
> the light at the end of the tunnel."

LOL. Yeah.

>> Rich
>> GCU Wanna Set Up A Production Company?
> 
> I'll just watch the Desperado/El Mariachi DVD with Robert Rodriguez'
> tips on doing cheapo action again, and we're set.

Excellent. Seeing as the science consultation in exchange for chocolate
thing seems to have fallen through it looks like this is probably now
my best chance to break into film...

Rich
VFP The Days Are Much Too Bright (Late Night Kim And Rich Show - class)