On Fri, 31 Mar 2000, Richard Baker wrote:

>Kim said:
>> But the head vampire flips into bat mode and flaps safely into the
>> air...
>
>...yeah, that's the one played by Rutger Hauer...

Actually, I pictured Christopher Walken in that part. Maybe he could be
the right-hand man.

>> ...before the boat snaps in half, and manages to align itself in a
>> cross shape, blasting the vamp back into the sea.
>
>There has to be a huge fight scene with Swiss Guards leaping through the
>air firing automatic pistols with cross-inscribed dum-dums in there
>somewhere, and vampires ripping people's heads off (and maybe we could
>have that helicopter crash thing intercut with the opening credits),
>but I think we've got the premise sorted out.

The soundtrack to that scene would of course be _Bodies_. We also need a
part where the hero's about to get whacked, his tormentor rises up for
the final blow, and a ray of sunlight bursts through the dark (perhaps a
mirror held by the sidekick?) making his head explode violently. The
body sinks to its knees and crumbles.
"I guess he saw the light at the end of the tunnel."

>Rich
>GCU Wanna Set Up A Production Company?

I'll just watch the Desperado/El Mariachi DVD with Robert Rodriguez'
tips on doing cheapo action again, and we're set.

-Kim Randell

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