On Tue, 4 Apr 2000, Amanda Lowery wrote: > Jim said: > > > So _Hulkable Nazi Ubermenschen from the Wrecked Old Sub_ will do it one > > better by haveing at least one utterly gratuitous shower scene, preferably > > with an actress whose only scene is that one. > > erm...just a slight note of credibility here...how did this chick get on > the sub? Was she maybe disguised as a man? This is the beauty of it -- SHE DIDN'T! The scene is utterly and totally gratuitous T&A! Hmmm.... so what happens is that the HNU's are about to set off the Nukes (don't worry; Our Hero is set to disable them at the Last Second), and we cut to scenelets showing the world that will be destroyed... at least half of which will consist of nekkid chicks, and dudes with their butts exposed, and monkeys humping. egad! how *do* I do it? > Hey! It's like _Twelfth > Night_, only on a submarine, with cannibalism and Hulk-outs! If we can get > Kenneth Branagh to be in it, we'll corner the market on Shakespearian > comedy-set-in-a-sunken-Nazi-submarine-with-cannibals-and-mutants! This sunken-Nazi-U-boat is, naturally, powered by Flaming Ass Filth. > And since I'm an > > equal-opportunity smutprovider, I'll also include at least one Acceptable > > Man with a bared tuchus -- mayhap he'll be excaping from the Cannibalism > > Room. Suggestions open. > > Well...you know mine...there's a Cannibalism Room? Will it be labelled as > such in German? Roomenmeister fur der Menschenkuchen > > And DiCaprio will be in it and will die an embarrassing death early in the > > movie. > > ...like before the opening credits? And again at regular intervals throughout. > > That is precisely why it is condemned to suck. > > But maybe it won't! That is exactly the hope I'm trying not to have! > > Jim > > xGCU DOS Boot (Redmond version) > > *snicker* oldie, but goodie. > > Amanda > VFP ReBoot Dude! With Megabyte! *snort* James S. Coleman Battista Ph.D. Candidate, Dept. of Political Science, Duke University james.battista@duke.edu ICQ 754720 (919)967-9171 ----- Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? Uh, I think so, Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu.