So brunching also has an Alanis Morrissette Lyric Generator, where you fill in a topic, and some things that go with it, and your favorite color and favorite poet and the name of an ex... So let's make a theme song for _U-Boats Ahoy!_... Our collective favorite color is naturally puce, and I've declared our favorite poet to be SLJ and our ex, in deference to Amanda, to be one Gary. I'll supply some alternatives: "Why" Viruses, Martians, vampires Why God, Why? Martians, DiCaprios, flaming ass filth Why God, Why? What have I done to deserve this puce horror? Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of flaming ass filth Like a Samuel L. Jackson character, I'm wordy and alone Why God, Why? U-boats, viruses, nazi ubermenschen Why God, Why? Flaming ass filth, nazi ubermenschen, vampires Why God, Why? What have I done to deserve this puce disaster that is my life? Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of flaming ass filth Like a Samuel L. Jackson character, I'm wordy and alone Why God, Why? What have I done to deserve this puce misery? Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of flaming ass filth Like a Samuel L. Jackson character, I'm wordy and alone Why God, Why? Why God, Why? Why God, Why? Why God, Why? Why God, Why? ------------------------------------------------------------- "Will to Live" I feel miserable Viruses make me ill I feel miserable Martians tear at my foundations I feel miserable Vampires are dragging me down to the depths of misery I want to die Is it because of flaming ass filth that I feel this way? With the puce rays of misery pounding on my brain? Or am I lost in tale of Samuel L. Jackson, adrift far from home I don't think so, I don't think so. Gary Broke My Will to Live Gary Broke My Will to Live Gary Broke My Will to Live I was getting better but then Gary Broke My Will to Live I feel miserable DiCaprios rot the flesh from my bones I feel miserable U-boats defeat my purpose I feel miserable Nazi ubermenschen are doing their best to impale my soul I want to die Is it because of flaming ass filth that I feel this way? With the puce rays of misery pounding on my brain? Am I lost in tale of Samuel L. Jackson, adrift far from home I don't think so, I don't think so. Gary Broke My Will to Live Gary Broke My Will to Live Oh God, Gary Broke My Will to Live I was getting better but then Gary Broke My Will to Live ------------------------------------------------------------------- "I Think" I Think viruses are really a huge problem I Think Martians are too much on my mind I Think vampires have got a lot to do with why the world sucks But what can you do? Like a puce rain, beating down on me Like a Samuel L. Jackson line, which won't let go of my brain Like Gary's ass, it is in my head Blame it on flaming ass filth Blame it on flaming ass filth Blame it on flaming ass filth I Think DiCaprios are gonna drive us all crazy And U-boats make me feel like a child I Think nazi ubermenschen will eventually be the downfall of civilization But what can you do? I said what can you do? Like a puce rain, beating down on me Like a Samuel L. Jackson line, which won't let go of my brain Like Gary's ass, it is in my head Blame it on flaming ass filth Blame it on flaming ass filth Blame it on flaming ass filth Like a puce rain, beating down on me Like Gary's smile, cruel and cold Like Samuel L. Jackson's ass, it is in my head Blame it on flaming ass filth Blame it on flaming ass filth Blame it on flaming ass filth