On Tue, 4 Apr 2000, Amanda Lowery wrote:

> So...looks like the Navy may have found a sunken German WWII U-boat off the
> coast of Nova Scotia.
> 
> Is that cool or what?  Maybe there are secret codebooks and Lavender
> Rose...

Maybe there's.... GOOOOOLD!  Or at least Jurgen Prochnow.

> Or..MAYBE...there are still German submariners who have survived all these
> years by eating each other and have evolved into giant mutants...

Yeah yeah yeah!  Because, see, this pertickler u-boat was carrying Super
Sekrit Scientists away to Carry On The Fight, and the scientists have
Glowing Yellow Goo (come on.  green would be too obvious.) that can turn
them into Hulk-able Nazi Ubermenschen who are Huge and Blonde and Verbose.
And Syphylitic.

So Our Heroes will go down there to check out the sunken sub in an
Ohio-class boat, and the HNU's will come up and will for a short while
seem normal... until the Cannibalism starts!  And then there will be a
battle for control of the sub while the HNU's are trying to launch at
Russian and get them to launch at Merka...

Damn... that's almost filmable, and better than Titanic.

I'll also state that _U-571_ looks like it might be Acceptable.  Ergo, it
will suck.

Jim
xROU Not Touching That Shipname With A Ten Foot Pole (named Bruno)

James S. Coleman Battista
Ph.D. Candidate, Dept. of Political Science, Duke University
james.battista@duke.edu      ICQ 754720        (919)967-9171
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