On Wed, 23 Feb 2000, Amanda Lowery wrote:

> Jim said:
> 
> > Oooohhhhh  *weeps in utter joy at the thought*
> > 
> > And... and... can we have it so that at least once, all the filth that
> > falls out of the victim's asshole starts slithering away under its own
> > volition?
> 
> Yes...but the filth is *flammable*, see, so it, get this, _sets him on
> fire_ as it slithers away,

Flammable ass filth!  (another good band)

*claps hands and jumps up and down grinning maniacally*

> whereupon he crawls screaming to the window,
> setting curtains and carpets and other people on fire, and falls out onto a
> gasoline truck that's just developed a small but high-pressure leak, and
> the gas truck is parked right next to a nuclear reactor where the supplies 
> for the fourth of July fireworks celebrations are being stored.

...and the truck's cab is blown hundreds of yards (megaliters in metric) 
away where it falls on the nearby nitro plant!  Which is of course also 
in the business of storing pingpong balls.

> > All this, of course, if Amanda and Rich and Unnamed Others Who Probably
> > Don't Really Exist want to make a funschlock movie and not an actualgood
> > movie.
> 
> Good taste knows no genre.

Well then go for it!

... but make that smart, believable version too... please?

Jim
xGCU Can I Get In Free?

James S. Coleman Battista
PhD candidate, Dept of Political Science, Duke Univ.
james.battista@duke.edu
A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man -- J. Springfield