Rich said:

> Hey, how about if we merge this Battista-Lowery production with the
> Baker-Randell treatment of last week? We'd have sunken U-boats and
> secret codes and cannibalistic Nazi vampires (if vampires are really
> neat bad guys, and so are Nazis, just imagine the combination) and an
> entire cohort of Leo clones, all of whom meet interestingly nasty
> deaths, and absurdly over the top action scenes and flashy direction
> and underwater nuclear explosions and...

Oh yeah!  See *inspiration dawns*..the U-boat was carrying a biological
weapon, which was developed after the Third Reich's top secret Mission To
Mars discovered and brought back a virus.  The weapon broke containment and
infected the Nazis (although, someone on telly the other day said that very
few submariners in the German fleet were card-carrying Nazis...but I
digress), which turned them into cannibal vampires.  So the U-boat was
torpedoed by another U-boat (good opportunity for neato torpedo shots and
underwater U-boat dogfights) in order to prevent the discovery of the
virus.  What they hadn't banked on was the fact that the cannibal Nazi
vampires could survive indefinitely underwater, but a by-product of the
infection is that they all turn into Leos.

Whereupon a helicopter carrying Jerry O'Connell arrives, for the sole
purpose of exploding, crashing and burning.  And the U-boat should catch
fire underwater at some point, with lots of Burning Nazi Cannibal Vampire
Men who have to choose between Burning and Drowning (there should be some
high anxiety scenes here).  And of course Gary Sinise saves the day.  And
the uniforms should be size extra-spiffy, of course.

> GCU I'd _Definitely_ Pay Money To Watch That

I'm saving my pennies already.

Amanda
VFP Culture List Productions Inc.