Gryffyd said: > BTW, with your and Roxanne's involvement, and if the Morisette pens the > soundtrack, will the film have the Required Canadian Content to obtain > funding from Ottowa? If it does, and this is only a suggestion, I'd like to > see an arbitrary assemblage of free-lance disaffected Canadian commandos > (emblem: a skull inside a maple leaf, like I saw on a TV advertisement for a > video of hockey fights) who make an attempt to storm the U-Boot and fight > the NVSC-GLs but are distracted by a case of German beer what comes floating > out. Then the DiCaprio, brought back to life by the smell of boiling > lobster, presses the button marked Nicht Stossen, Arschloch! and a time warp > ensues and the entire Munich Bierhalle lands with a fountaining splash in > the North Atlantic, causing the manly German U-Booters to exchange uneasy > glances and go home, feeling a vague sense of embarassment and ennui, > ignoring Hitler's ranting and raving. Oh...my...GAWD!!! I'm sitting here at my desk, with my face bright red (LOBSTER coloured), absolutely *killing* myself laughing. I just hope nobody asks me what's so funny, since I'm not sure I know how to explain it. *wiping tears* *wiping nose-spurtaged water off keyboard* You guys are the best. Amanda VFP Group Hug